Punch & Judy
‘It’s Bee-Hind You’ - Puppet Show
Mr. Punch Walkabout Routine
Mr. Punch the Climate Activist
‘It’s Bee-Hind You’- Puppet Show
‘It’s Bee-Hind You’ is a traditional Punch and Judy puppet show - but with a distinct ‘green’ twist. Professor Queen-Bee has performed this show for many years at Glastonbury Festival, Twinwood Retro Festival, The Goodwood Revival, Camp Bestival and also at several Nature Reserves and other local green parks and open spaces.
As well as all of his normal shinannigans, much to Judy’s horror, Mr. Punch puts one of her beloved bees into his famous sausage machine! This wildlife crime is investigated by PC World, who points out that Mr. Punch can’t go around doing such terrible things to bees as they make every third mouthful of food we eat. King Charles also makes an appearance to share his rather unique method of singing to wildflowers to help them grow and thus provide food for bees and other pollinators.
This show is approximately 30 minutes long and can be repeated up to four times a day. There is also the option of up to an hour long interactive session which looks in more depth and bee’s and wild flowers - including learning how to do the bee ‘Waggle-Dance’.
An adult version of this show is also available on request.
Mr. Punch - Walkabout routine
Accompanied by his pet crocodile, Mr. Punch is frequently spotted at various festivals taking his baby Donald Trumper (and boy can he Trump) out for a stroll.
Realising that he has become very typecast as ‘the bad boy’, he tries to make amends by offering unsuspecting couples a bit of marriage guidance counselling (even though they often don’t know they need it). He also runs parent-baby classes - although, it has to be said, he still struggles with changing a messy nappy. He is also a keen bird spotter and delights in showing off his photos of Great tits. “That’s the way to do it!”
This walkabout routine is ideal for festivals and other outdoor events (during the daytime and/or evening).
Mr Punch - The Climate Activist
JULY 2025 - United Nations Ocean Conference (UNOC25) Nice, France
Still enjoying his new career as the CEO of a major Fossil Fuel Company, during June 2025, Mr. Punch was once again joined by his new side-kick and partner in crime ‘Mr Scrubby’ when they popped along to the United Nations Ocean Conference (UNOC 25) in Nice to GREENWASH the frack out of the conference. Unlike those pesky protestors who were moaning about Deep Sea Mining and Bottom Trawling - Mr Punch is always very hand-on when it comes touching bottoms.
2025 - The International Maritime Organisation (IMO) London
BREAKING NEWS - Mr Punch has had enough of being by the seaside and has decided to have a huge change of careers to become the CEO of a Filthy Dirty Fossil Fuel Company. He has also ditched poor old Judy in favor of a new partner - Mr. Scrubby his GREENWASHING hero who is now helping Mr Punch to portray Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) as a ‘green fuel’ despite the fact that it leaks methane at every stage of its production - a greenhouse gas 80 times more potent to the atmosphere than C02.
